Valentine's Day

by these assholes.

Katherine Fugate		(screenplay)
Katherine Fugate		(story) and
Abby Kohn		(story) &
Marc Silverstein		(story)

Those horrible writers (for some incomprehensible reason, Katherine Fugate gets top writing credit, when the movie is clearly written by the assholes who wrote "He's Just Not That Into You.") wrote a movie that could destroy the careers of every actor that was in it, except that every actor that was in it, was a better actor than the characters they were supposed to inhabit. This movie is truly an expose of what actors are able to bring when they have nothing to work with. There is almost no writing in the movie that helps us understand the characters --- even the minor ones. Every single fucking moment of this movie is a cliche. Really, this is the worst movie-writing that I've ever encountered. I wanted to puke.